Cleaning the house is not always a fun task, but we all have to do it. To make the chore a little more bearable, we’ve compiled a list of the funniest vacuum cleaner jokes. So the next time you’re stuck cleaning the house, bust out one of these jokes and have a good laugh.
- Why did the vacuum cleaner break up with the mop? Because he was sick of being pushed around.
- Why did the vacuum cleaner cross the road? To get to the other side of the room!
- Why did the vacuum cleaner go to rehab? Because he was addicted to hoovering!
- Why was the vacuum cleaner so tired when he got home from work? Because he’d been running on empty all day!
- How does a vacuum cleaner know when it’s time to go to bed? When it starts to yawn!
- What do you call a vacuum cleaner that’s just had a haircut? A Vac-uum-E!
- What did the vacuum cleaner say when he saw a ghost? ‘Suck it and see!’
- What do you call a lazy vacuum cleaner? A Hoover-Dooser!
- How does a vacuum cleaner feel when he’s having a bad day? Reeling under the strain!
- Why did the vacuum cleaner take a trip to the psychic? Because he wanted to know who was sucking up all his energy!
- What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite TV show? The Hoover-scope!
- What do you call a vacuum cleaner that can’t stop talking? A Chatty Cathy!
- Why was the vacuum cleaner so popular at school? Because he was a suction-cupid!
- How does a vacuum cleaner flirt? He tries to sweep you off your feet!
- Why did the vacuum cleaner go out with the broom? Because he was sweeping her off her feet!
- What’s a vacuum cleaner’s idea of a perfect date? A romantic dinner followed by a night of hoovering!
- How does a vacuum cleaner propose to his girlfriend? He asks her to vacuum his heart!
Heard this joke today and had to share it:
If you’re cleaning a vacuum, you become a vacuum cleaner.
— Barbara Dunkelman (@bdunkelman) December 30, 2019
"Have you heard about the Buddhist vacuum cleaner? It doesn't come with any attachments." – Old Joke 😂
— Dr. Scott Barry Kaufman ⛵🛵 (@sbkaufman) October 7, 2021
I have a vacuum cleaner joke. It sucks
— Adeyemi Adegboyega (@stgboye) July 25, 2020
The next time you’re stuck cleaning the house, bust out one of these jokes and have a good laugh. And if you’re looking for a new vacuum cleaner, be sure to check out our website for great deals on vacuums of all types. Thanks for reading!